When the lunatics run the asylum

Off The Mark - No Comments » - Posted on November, 19 at 9:36 pm

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Raja Petra Kamarudin
“Hidup China! Hidup China! Hidup China!”
“Hey, Wong! What the hell are you trying to do ah?”
“I’m rehearsing my speech for the Annual General Assembly lah Ali.”
“But what’s with this ‘hidup China’ thing?”
“That’s how I will close my speech. I will shout ‘hidup China’ three times.”
“That’s so ridiculous. Can you just imagine […]

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Ali Baba and the 40 thieves

Off The Mark - 1 Comment » - Posted on November, 15 at 9:40 pm

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Raja Petra Kamarudin
It is now confirmed! Rais Yatim visited Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad in hospital a couple of days ago and admitted that what Malaysia Today wrote in Dolahgate and Operation Deep Throat is true.
Who said Malaysia Today writes untruths anyway? Of course it is true. If not they would have already made […]

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Prevention for big hearts: sleep more and exercise less

Off The Mark - No Comments » - Posted on November, 4 at 10:06 pm

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Raja Petra Kamarudin
On 3 November 2006, Bernama reported Umno Secretary-General Datuk Seri Radzi Sheikh Ahmad as saying that the stand taken by the Umno Supreme Council (MT) not to take disciplinary action against Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad showed that the party was ‘big hearted’.
Radzi said that the issue of the former prime minister […]

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